Thursday, February 26, 2009

OT: Things I'm Not Giving Up Because of Lent

Because I'm not Catholic, I'm not observing Lent. But, I didn't celebrate Fat Tuesday either, so I'm not a hypocrite. After all, every day in my house is Fat Tuesday.

However, I've heard from a lot of friends, both Catholic and non-Catholic about all the things they're giving up for the next 40 days. Most of it is just complaining. Anyway, here are the things I won't be doing for Lent because I already don't do them. Add your own in the comments.

1. Non-breakfast items at McDonald's

I saw Super Size Me in January 2005 and haven't had a burger or nuggets or anything from McDonald's that isn't served before 10:30 AM. Why didn't I just give up on McDonald's period? Because McGriddles are just that delicious. Get off my back.

2. The NBA

From Bird's retirement until last year's Celtics-Lakers finals, I only watched one NBA game from start to finish. That game turned out to be the Pacers-Pistons brawl. I was in Waco, Texas, to cover an OU-Baylor football game and the only thing to do in Waco was sit with the other writer in our hotel room, drink beer and watch TV. The only thing on was that game. I took as a sign I was correct in not watching the NBA. I tried to watch last year's finals. It was meh.

3. Auto-erotic Asphyxiation

(I decided not to do a Google Image search for this)

Never really saw the upside to this.

4. Sugary Pop

I've drank solely diet soda for a few years now. It started when I kept getting sick from mixing bourbon and regular coke. Once I switched to diet it fixed everything. And drinking diet helped me drop a few lbs.

5. Climbing Everest

It's not because I'm not athletic (even though I'm not athletic). It's because I don't trust sherpas.


ebj said...

not catholic but is it ok that is started early. changed my diet to low sodium/carbs/fat 4 weeks ago. down over 20 lbs and have only eaten out once (which is high in all things i mentioned above.

saturday in the burg will be a cheat day.

1 thing i haven't nor will never (unless life or death) give up is beer. i can't give up IPA's ... mmm hoppy ales! i have cut back but have not stopped.

furrer4heisman said...

never been an IPA fan. give me a good wheat beer any day.

widmer, pyramid, boulevard and leinenkugel all make quality hefes. cant stand the hoppy shit, although i can tolerate sierra nevada pale ale.