Friday, July 18, 2008

Why Duke Won't Win the ACC in '08

This is part of our preseason breakdowns of the ACC teams that aren't Virginia Tech. I'll tell you why all the teams that aren't the Hokies are colossal failures that won't win the ACC. I'll also give each of them one redeeming value.


Why Duke won't win the ACC in '08:

1. They're Duke.
2. The courts have ruled that the Blue Devils are awful.
3. They're Duke.
4. Does this guy look like a winner?:

Duke's One Redeeming Value:

Guaranteed win.

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