Monday, July 21, 2008

Why NC State Won't Win the ACC in '08

This is part of our preseason breakdowns of the ACC teams that aren't Virginia Tech. I'll tell you why all the teams that aren't the Hokies are colossal failures that won't win the ACC. I'll also give each of them one redeeming value.

NC State

Why NC State won't win the ACC in '08:

1. No quarterback
2. Terrible defense
3. Only 10 returning starters
4. Inferiority complex to both Clemson and UNC

NC State's One Redeeming Value:

Rid us of Chuck Amato (it's hard out there for a coach), his man-boobs and Dorothy-inspired footwear. Thank you, NC State.

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