Thursday, July 17, 2008

Why Florida State Won't Win the ACC in '08

This is part of our preseason breakdowns of the ACC teams that aren't Virginia Tech. I'll tell you why all the teams that aren't the Hokies are colossal failures that won't win the ACC. I'll also give each of them one redeeming value.

Florida State

Why Florida State won't win the ACC in '08:

1. Bobby Bowden is too old to be doing this.
2. Suspended players will miss the Wake Forest game.
3. The cowgirls have moved on to bigger and better things.
4. Drew Weatherford is the best you've got to offer?

One Redeeming Value:

It's not the cowgirls anymore. The helmets are pretty cool. Yeah, we'll got with the FSU helmets as their One Redeeming Quality.

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