Monday, July 28, 2008

Why Miami Won't Win the ACC in '08

This is part of our preseason breakdowns of the ACC teams that aren't Virginia Tech. I'll tell you why all the teams that aren't the Hokies are colossal failures that won't win the ACC. I'll also give each of them one redeeming value.


Why Miami won't win the ACC in '08:

1. No more O.B.
2. Inexperience
3. Lost six of final seven games last year. They're like a 2002-03 era Virginia Tech.
4. Stadium will look even more empty now. But, hey, that's even more seats for Hokie fans when we play there.

Miami's One Redeeming Value:

Women of South Beach.

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