As we all know, Thomas Jefferson founded the
Other Reasons to Hate TJ
- Notoriously bad tipper.
- Had George Clinton as Vice President but refused to appoint any members of Parliament Funkadelic to cabinet positions.
- Invented rape.
- On the $2 bill, the most pretentious of American currency.
- Never once gave a "courtesy wave" to a motorist who allowed him to cut into an exit lane in traffic.
- Routinely drank the last of the water from the purifier and placed the empty pitcher back in the refrigerator without filling it up.
I'm sure I'm missing a bunch. Feel free to add your own in the comments.